Bush vs. The Onion "#2": The Onion Fires Back

This is the ultimate nexus of my previous two
posts.
Hi-freakin'-larious!

"Doctors have been unable to locate hemorrhoids, ulcers, tumors, or fissures in her anus. After 150 days, the First Lady says she just wants someone to do something."

Given the context and the target, i think this is the funniest gaddamed thing i've ever seen on all of the internets.