Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Today's the day!...It's about freakin' time.

One of my favorite TV shows of all times, NewsRadio is now available on the DVD! And like i said, it's about time. I think I still have a bunch of episodes on tape somewhere, but who wants to dig through all that crap under my bed only to find a dusty, warped, moisture-&-heat-damaged old VHS tape that prolly has episodes interrupted by football games and porn anyway? Not me. Well, surprise-o-porn is funny sometimes, but not when it messes up an episode of NewsRadio. That is why i live in the 21st Century, where all of our favorite TV shows from back in the day are available to us on the DVD and can be shipped to our mailbox in a coupla days. Yes, that is why i live in this century.
My favorite NewsRadio episode has to be Episode 57, Super Karate Monkey Death Car. That's the one where we learn that Lisa Miller (freakin' hot already!) has a criminal past (making her freakin' hotter still, in my book), Jimmy James reads his biographical book that has been translated from English to Japanese, back to English (Stephen Root is always good). Lauren Graham guests as the efficiency expert (second hottest woman on the show!), and some other stuff happens. I've only seen that episode a coupla times - maybe that's why i like it. Or maybe it's because i like saying, "super karate monkey death car" and "macho business donkey wrestler." Over to you, Bill.
"Gazziza diznoofus, it's Bill McNeal saying get with the crezappy taste of Rocketfuel Malt Liquor... Rocketfuel's got tha upstate prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long. So when you wanna get sick, remember, nothing makes yo' feet stank like Rocketfuel Malt Liquor... DAMN! It's crezappy!!!"

I know what i'm doing this weekend - chill with my NewsRadio homies. Damn!!

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